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humor De Speld 2026-09-05

Local Women Literally Break the Sound Barrier with Overused Adverb

Two twenty-somethings have achieved a linguistic milestone by saying 'literally' 238 times an hour, proving that their vocabularies are literally more limited than a toad's dinner menu. Experts claim they could have hit higher speeds if they hadn't insisted on enunciating every syllable like they were teaching a goldfish to speak.

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