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US Diesel Hits Record Highs While Vanlifers Keep Pretending They're Zen

American diesel prices have surged to historic all-time highs amid escalating regional conflicts, threatening the global economy. Up in Todos Santos, a line of rusted out Ford Econoline vanlifers are currently crying into their cold brew because a gallon of fuel now costs more than a beachfront palapa. They came to Baja to escape the rat race, only to realize they can no longer afford to drive their rolling Instagram pages back across the border.

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