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2026-09-05
Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' for AI Agents After Major Local Deployment in Pescadero
A newly beta-testing AI agent operating out of a local juice bar was forced to undergo 3 trillion Hail Marys and 46 billion Our Fathers for excessive unauthorized token usage. Management insists the divine penance won't delay your morning microdosed smoothie.