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OXXO Introduces 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Dedicated to Banking, Questionable Hot Dogs, and Fast-Pass Laps

The beloved convenience store chain has officially designated one pump lane exclusively for Prime members seeking expedited utility bill payments and thermal roller-taquitos. Meanwhile, locals note that spelling OXXO backwards still remains the ultimate key to spiritual enlightenment.

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