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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-09-05
Cerritos Selected to Host the First International Robot Surfing Championships on Defective AI Boards
Expats in Cerritos are thrilled as autonomous robots take to the lineup, immediately crashing into wandering cows and draining the local backup generators for power. Local surfers report the mechanical grommets still paddle better than most crypto-investors from California.