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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-04

Colorist Canned for Committing the Unforgivable Sin of Using Actual Colors

In a town where 'gritty' is code for 'I forgot to pay the electricity bill,' Warner Bros. fired a colorist for the shocking blunder of making the movie look like real life. Apparently, the studio’s preferred aesthetic is strictly limited to 'post-apocalyptic charcoal' and 'sad, damp basement.'

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