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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-04

Trump Annexes Montreal Canadiens in Hostile Rebranding Takeover

In a bold move for sports diplomacy, President Trump has decided that if you can't beat them, just rename them. The Montreal Canadiens are now the Montreal Americans, presumably because manifest destiny works better on ice than on a map.

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