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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-04

Mayor Mamdani Perfects His ‘Sincere Sorrow’ Mirror Routine for 9/11

Mayor Mamdani is spending his nights perfecting the art of the performative pout. Because nothing says 'I care' quite like spending hours in front of a mirror ensuring your solemn face looks appropriately tragic for the cameras.

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