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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-04

Nu-Metal Frontman Claims He Does It All For The Gnocchi

Italian rocker Frederico Durstino has traded his angst for extra carbs, confirming that his entire career and lifestyle are driven by a singular, burning desire for potato dumplings. Even the Pope is annoyed, preferring Chicago hot dogs over this pasta-fueled mid-life crisis.

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