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humor Duffel Blog 2026-09-04

Troops Get Free Citizenship Tier, But Their Spouses Remain Deportable Trash

The government is rolling out a subscription model for constitutional rights, proving that freedom is free only until you clock out. If your spouse wants to stay, they better hope they're at least a 'Gold Tier' immigrant.

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