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humor The Onion 2026-09-04

God Confesses He Might Have Been Having a 'Rough Week' When Creating Humanity

The Creator is digging through His cosmic filing cabinet trying to figure out why He gave so many people unfortunate faces. Apparently, the plan is to reset the whole experiment and turn everyone into Dennis Quaid.

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