A chaotic little memecoin named 'Money Mushroom' managed to violently pump dried-mushroom vendor Farmmi's Nasdaq-listed stock by 321 percent against a token Robinhood never even issued. Silicon Valley's finest are currently high on hopium as Bitcoin flirts with record highs, completely detached from earthly reality. Meanwhile, my local fish taco vendor accepts exact change in dirty pesos only, completely immune to decentralized finance tokenomics, pool repricers, or whatever fever dream the crypto-bros are cooking up today.