Crypto Bros Accidentally Discover the Beach, Demand Blockchain Sunscreen
Look, another venture capitalist cried on main because their favorite meme token dropped five cents, which is tragic if you live in a glass cube in San Francisco. Down here in Todos Santos, the surf is firing, the Pacific is rolling in clean, and nobody cares if your decentralized hamster coin rugged itself. Go touch some wet sand and drink a Pacifico.