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humor Le Gorafi 2026-09-04

Earth Hits 8.4 Billion Foreigners; Mars Declared Undisputed Champion of Zoning Laws

Earth is officially overcrowded with humans, and experts suggest we take a page from Mars' book: just don't let anyone live there. Between 'ICE BABY' border patrols for infants and mandatory planetary exit visas, it’s clear the only way to save the planet is to stop populating it altogether.

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