Global bond markets suffered a massive selloff pushing yields to multi-decade highs, matching the tragic loss of over a thousand lives from flash floods triggered by a Himalayan glacier collapse in Nepal. Back in Todos Santos, however, the existential dread of collapsing global financial architecture was expertly neutralized by three tacos and a cold Pacifico. Nobody at the beach bar checked the news, mostly because the Wi-Fi router got eaten by a stray goat.