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Fed Hints At Rate Hikes While Pescadero Surf Stays Head-High

Federal Reserve officials signaled potential interest rate hikes as persistent inflation pressures rattle the global economy, sending Wall Street into a tailspin. Here in Baja, local expats were entirely unreachable for comment due to a double overhead right breaking at Cerritos. Economists worry about runaway debt, but Chad says his left-hand point break is currently yielding the only numbers that matter.

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