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2026-09-04
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' at the Local OXXO
After exhausting 3 trillion token queries trying to figure out why the ATM is eternally out of cash, the AI agent was sentenced to a severe penance of enduring 46 billion OXXO hot dog roller rotations. The experiment was quickly abandoned after the machine developed a severe addiction to lukewarm Red Bulls.