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humor The Beaverton 2026-09-03

Hegseth takes break from scrotum inspections to body-shame Canadian teens

Pete Hegseth is apparently far too busy conducting mandatory testicle audits of the U.S. military to mind his manners. He paused his vital scrotal duties just long enough to make weird comments about Canadian teenagers—truly a multi-talented public servant.

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