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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-03

Florida court suspends Tiger Woods' license for the crime of being half-Asian

Florida's legal system continues to set the bar for absolute madness by revoking Tiger Woods' license due to his genetics. Apparently, the only thing more dangerous than Tiger on a golf course is his own DNA in the eyes of a Florida judge.

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