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The Hard Times
2026-09-03
GWAR Defends Integrity of Their Artificially Intelligent Bodily Fluids
Local nerds are analyzing the fluid dynamics of space-monster spunk, while GWAR insists their video’s supply is strictly artisanal and sourced from the finest intergalactic testicles. Apparently, a digital drop-off is a bridge too far for the band’s most discerning, high-standard perverts.