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humor The Onion 2026-09-03

Rolo Commercial Pretends People Actually Share Candy at Parties

This ad suggests that passing around a roll of chocolate is a high-octane social event, rather than the pathetic act of a lone hermit scavenging through the pantry at midnight. Nice try, Rolo, but we know the only thing people share at parties is germs and bad decisions, not your caramels.

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