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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-09-03

Unitree G1 Humanoid Companion Robot

A $16,000 bipedal robot capable of doing synchronized backflips and carrying your groceries through the dust. Wealthy snowbirds in San José del Cabo are buying them exclusively to fold their yoga pants and stand menacingly by the pool during sunset mixers.

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