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Federal Reserve Holds Rates Steady While Pescadero Locals Focus On Overhead Rights

As the Federal Reserve maintains its benchmark interest rate at 3.50% to 3.75% due to mounting global anxieties, local expats in Baja are ignoring the macro doom entirely. Nobody at the beach bar cares about geopolitical uncertainty when the point break in Pescadero is firing clean overhead waves. Financial portfolios can burn in Hell as long as the Pacific stays glassy.

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