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humor The Daily Mash 2026-09-03

How to Get Told to F*** Off at Parties: A Helpful Guide

This guide provides excellent tips on how to alienate every woman you meet by guessing their age, weight, and sexual history. It’s the perfect roadmap for anyone trying to single-handedly revive the 'forever alone' lifestyle.

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