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2026-09-03
Federal Reserve Holds Interest Rates Steady While Pescadero Locals Continue Ignoring Global Financial Collapse
As central banks grapple with rising geopolitical uncertainty and inflation risks, surfers in Cerritos remain entirely unfazed. Local sources confirmed that as long as the Pacifico is cold and the Wi-Fi works for at least seven consecutive minutes, nobody cares about the macroeconomy.