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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-02

Pastor Struggles To Choose Between Theology And Disney Clips

A local shepherd of the flock is agonizing over whether to actually teach scripture or just outsource his sermon to a blockbuster movie. Why read the Bible when you can let an animated raccoon do the heavy lifting?

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