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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-02

Trump Threatens Iran With Aggressive Punctuation Escalation

In a bold move of geopolitical keyboard-warriorism, Trump warns that his next post will contain enough exclamation marks to reach critical mass. Truly, the pen is mightier than the sword, provided the pen is stuck on 'shift'.

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