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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-02

Military Draft Now Requires Successfully Surviving a WWE Hell in a Cell Match

The Secretary of War has decided the best training for modern infantry is learning to take a clothesline from Roman Reigns. Apparently, dodging enemy fire is much easier once you’ve survived a televised steel chair beatdown in a spandex leotard.

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