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humor The Onion 2026-09-02

Widower Bravely Vows to Only Date Women Half His Age in Linda's Honor

Anthony Greenwich is heroically mourning his wife by exclusively targeting women who were likely born after his pension kicked in. It’s a touching tribute to love, provided that love happens to have a much tighter skin elasticity.

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