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humor Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-09-02

Trump Meme Team Offloads Another $26 Million in Solana Ahead of September Token Unlock

Wallets tied to the Official Trump meme coin project have shifted another 11.01 million Solana tokens worth roughly $26.65 million as part of an ongoing liquidation pattern ahead of a massive September 18 vesting unlock. Down on the Baja coast, watching political meme tokens bleed out 96% from their historic highs is treated with the same profound apathy as a broken generator at a beach taco stand. Nobody down here gives a damn about tokenomics or circulating supply schedules when the Pacific is pumping overhead and the local Pemex station ran out of ice again.

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