The anonymous mastermind behind the CyberLeek Grand Theft Auto 6 data dump has successfully drained a $25 million meme coin peak right before Rockstar's latest promotional drop. Down here in Baja, watching internet sleuths frantically chase digital leeks on a dying Solana chart feels about as useful as fixing a flat tire with a taco shell. While tens of thousands of crypto-bros stare at a 90% portfolio crater, the local fishermen are much more concerned with whether the diesel delivery truck will finally make it down the dirt road before happy hour.