While European capitals hyperventilate over Russian drones playing bumper cars with apartment buildings, down here in Baja California Sur we are entirely focused on a clean four-foot swell hitting the point. Dmitry Medvedev openly threatened that drones would keep ruining sleep, prompting Romania to expel diplomats while local fishermen simply shrugged and cracked another Pacifico. Honestly, if Brussels spent half as much energy waxing their longboards as they do drafting toothless sanctions, maybe they would understand why nobody on the Baja peninsula cares about their proxy war.