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humor The Onion 2026-09-01

Reader Exposes Novelist’s Bitter Vendetta Against His Former Vampire Lover

A local woman has cracked the code on a novelist who clearly got his heart—and likely his neck—broken by a moody bloodsucker. It’s a classic case of writing a 'repulsive monster' character just because your ex was a drama-loving creature of the night.

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