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humor The Beaverton 2026-09-01

Mark Carney Vows to Win U.S. Midterms After Canada By-election High

Prime Minister Carney is so drunk on his own local success that he’s planning to annex the U.S. midterm elections. It’s a bold strategy—let’s see if the American voters appreciate the Canadian obsession with polite politics and maple syrup.

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