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humor The Onion 2026-09-01

New York Jets Try to Trick Fans by Selling Philadelphia Eagles Jerseys

The Jets are so desperate to be associated with a winning team that they’ve started selling their rival's merchandise to their own fans. It’s the ultimate business strategy: if you can't beat them, just rebrand as them and pray nobody notices the scoreboard.

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