Congress Halts Entire Tech Agenda Because Three Senators Tried to Eat Their Mouse
Lawmakers spent seventy-two grueling hours trying to figure out if an algorithm has a soul or if it's just spicy Excel, ultimately passing absolutely nothing of consequence. Back in Baja, the waves are peeling cleanly across the point, and the local fishermen are experiencing zero regulatory friction regarding their outboard motors. Let the capital hill nerds sweat over section 230; here, the only thing being mined is local clams.