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The Needling
2026-09-01
Rocky Horror Time Warp Fails to Resurrect American Democracy and Dolly Parton
Despite rigorous pelvic thrusting and aggressive hip-shaking, citizens have failed to escape the current timeline of doom. Turns out the only thing you'll find at the end of a Time Warp is a low blood sugar headache and the crushing realization that the void is still just as bleak as it was before.