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humor The Needling 2026-09-01

Rocky Horror Time Warp Fails to Resurrect American Democracy and Dolly Parton

Despite rigorous pelvic thrusting and aggressive hip-shaking, citizens have failed to escape the current timeline of doom. Turns out the only thing you'll find at the end of a Time Warp is a low blood sugar headache and the crushing realization that the void is still just as bleak as it was before.

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