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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-31

New Mexico Bans CNN; Viewers Finally Forced to Read Books or Stare at Walls

New Mexico has officially outlawed fake news, effectively turning their TV screens into very expensive, blank black mirrors. It’s a bold strategy: nothing keeps the public more informed than having absolutely no idea what is happening in the world.

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