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humor El Deforma 2026-08-31

Gustavo Fring: La Casa de Toño's Rapid Expansion Smelled More Fishy Than Chicken

The legendary king of fast-food fronts says he knew something was wrong with La Casa de Toño's suspiciously fast growth. Apparently, it takes a criminal mastermind to recognize that a low-priced pozole empire is the perfect front for something much spicier than oregano.

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