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humor El Deforma 2026-08-31

Diclofenac Shortage: Punk Rockers Prepare to Mosh Their Skeletal Systems Into Dust

Mexican pharmacies are bracing for a massive diclofenac drought as Vans Warped Tour fans realize their bodies are no longer designed to withstand two days of chaotic flailing. Experts suggest that if the painkillers run out, they can just offer placebos and the crushing realization of their own mortality.

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