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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-31

Mayor Mamdani Installs Foot-Washing Station at 9/11 Memorial

In a bold move that is sure to turn the comment section into a digital war zone, the mayor has installed a foot-washing station at the 9/11 site. It’s certainly one way to ensure the memorial anniversary is remembered for something other than just solemn reflection.

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