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humor The Onion 2026-08-31

Sixers Front Office Stunned After Jaylen Brown Converts Entire Roster to Islam

The Philadelphia 76ers are scrambling to swap out their pre-game routines for prayer rugs after Jaylen Brown aggressively converted the whole team. It’s a bold team-building strategy, though the mascot is reportedly still hiding from the pamphlets.

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