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humor De Speld 2026-08-31

Wout Weghorst Jilts God for Marriage, Divine Relationship Faces Crisis

Wout Weghorst proposed to a woman instead of the Almighty, leaving the Creator feeling ghosted and insecure. Apparently, even God needs a 'where is this going' talk after a week of being praised.

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