A deeply confused transplant took to social media to bitterly complain that local towns in Latin America are entirely too foreign, filled with strange languages, foreign customs, and a distinct lack of American chain restaurants. They whined that the local culture was disrupting their tranquil, sanitized bubble of tropical gentrification. Here in Baja, we read these complaints from our hammocks while the swell is firing at Zippers, openly praying these delicate souls pack up and move back to Ohio before the afternoon tacos arrive.