The Pentagon just dropped yet another batch of declassified UFO files featuring thermal blobs and grainy night-vision dots doing mild loops over mountain ranges. Naturally, cable news pundits are losing their minds trying to figure out if it’s little green men or swamp gas. Up here on the Baja coast, we watch lights zigzag across the star-stuffed desert night sky all the time, usually right after drinking three artisanal mezcals by the fire pit. Nobody is calling Washington; we're just hoping the visitors have decent surfboard shapes up in the mothership.