humor
Babylon Bee
2026-08-30
Local Woman Exiled for Refusing to Trash Her Husband at Lunch
Brittany Robinson was promptly blacklisted from her lunch group because her refusal to complain about her spouse clearly violated the sacred, bitter protocols of suburban socialization. Apparently, in this town, if you aren't airing your dirty laundry, you’re just a suspicious, joyless anomaly.