Another day, another digital dumpster fire on Solana as the Trump-themed $GOLD token got thoroughly rug-pulled after team wallets dumped 82% of the supply and erased a temporary $66 million market cap in about 30 seconds. Down here in Baja, nobody cares about your evaporated meme coins or compromised X accounts while the Pacific is firing and the local Tecate is ice cold. Let the Silicon Valley bros cry over their phantom SOL gains; we are too busy trying to figure out why the Pemex station card reader has been broken since Tuesday.