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Vibrational Aura Alignment Crystal: Cleanse Your Chi or Else

Harvested from a sacred Etsy warehouse in Ohio, this chunk of unpolished quartz promises to clear negative electromagnetic radiation from your palapa. Todos Santos expats are obsessed with placing it next to their French presses to counteract the bad karma of local Wi-Fi bills.

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