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Local AI Insights: Psilocybin Study Confirms Local Juice Bar Employees Permanently Trapped in the Present

Neuroscientists analyzing brain connectivity in Pescadero report that workers at the town's premier organic smoothie bar have successfully achieved a permanent state of the 'here and now.' Consequently, they are entirely incapable of remembering your custom açai order or processing credit cards issued after 1994.

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