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The Onion
2026-08-29
U.S. Diplomats Brave Hearty Fight to Keep Plastic Conveniently Clogging Up Everything
In a heroic effort to ensure our bloodstreams remain 50% microplastic, U.S. diplomats are working hard to stop those pesky global production limits. It turns out the real secret to a thriving landfill is just refusing to stop making trash.